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WARNING TO MEN
Do not want to alarm you but:
Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!
It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
Please! Forward this to everyone you know...There are just too many innocent men out there to leave unaware of the great vulnerability they may have to this insidious liquid.
Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his ass.
"If you don't mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."
"I don't understand," said the other.
The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish.' And I said, "
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